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People go on Facebook to see what others are doing.

butthetruthis:

But the truth is…

They go on Facebook to see if anyone cares about what they’re doing.

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He says to the ex-girlfriend, “Do you want to hang out?”

butthetruthis:

But the truth is…

He just wants a booty call.  Don’t fall for it!

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How to be a Hipster: The Starter Kit…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Step 1: If you understand what your t-shirt says, take it off. 

Step 2: You MUST own: a messenger bag, thick frame nerd glasses (prescription optional), v-neck t-shirts, and a mustache. 

Step 3: DO NOT own: a TV, loose fitted jeans, and shampoo.  

Step 4: Listen to obscure bands until they become mainstream. 

Step 5: Grow everything you eat and smoke. 

Step 6: Listen to NPR while sipping on PBR. 

Step 7: Don’t EVER admit that you are a Hipster! 

(Source: cheaperthanacupofjoe)

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Weird Roomie…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Although he did say that he was planning to paint the toilet (we had Taco Bell)… just had no idea he meant that literally.

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mogcraft:

Hab die Tage im Internet ein witziges Bild im Internet gefunden was ich euch nicht vorenthalten möchte ;-)

mogcraft:

Hab die Tage im Internet ein witziges Bild im Internet gefunden was ich euch nicht vorenthalten möchte ;-)

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cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Little Tokyo’s Got Talent

Watch this little Asian boy hip hop dance to “Apologize,” by One Republic.  

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WUT
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Selling your Soul…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

Hope the pony was worth it little girl…

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shitmykidsruined:


So in 1987, when I was 9, I drove the car into the front window.  My brother was the one who let me drive.   He tried to just back the car out of the window and see if my parents wouldn’t notice, but…you know…there was a dent in the shape of the car.  The looks on our faces make it seem as though we learned no lesson, but rest assured, we had to work off the cost of the repairs.  Our parents still love us!  Yay!
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shitmykidsruined:

So in 1987, when I was 9, I drove the car into the front window.  My brother was the one who let me drive.   He tried to just back the car out of the window and see if my parents wouldn’t notice, but…you know…there was a dent in the shape of the car.  The looks on our faces make it seem as though we learned no lesson, but rest assured, we had to work off the cost of the repairs.  Our parents still love us!  Yay!

Submitted by: Kate